Vice-Presidential Gaffe Machine Joe “BFD” Biden is currently on his virtual bus tour touting the administration’s Summer of Jobs! (not to be confused with the Summer of George!) He is able to do this because: He can do all things through the ‘Rack which strengtheneth him. (Alinskians 4:13) ADP has cited the creation of 13 — […]

In an appropriately fitting act of naked obeisance, the Nobel Peace Prize committee has awarded its highly coveted piece of prize to the reigning King of the Universe: Barack Hussein Obama, Esq. His Majesty was said to be ‘deeply humbled’ upon hearing of the honor. Of course, even God incarnate, when derived of a TelePrompTer, can […]

David Rodham Gerghan on Andersen Cooper: Truman came out of the Pendergast Machine. Obama seems to have come out of this with a lot of innocence. The Messiah is sweetness and light; daffodils and sunshine; healing and resurrection. So ignore the fact that the Illinois and Chicago political machines are roiling cesspools of graft and corruption. […]

Requisite formalities assumed, a black man has reached the pinnacle: the presidency of the United States. Congratulations to that black man, Barack Obama. Two questions — Does it really matter what color he is? Will Jackson, Sharpton, et al., lay down their bullhorns, disband their organizations and declare victory? The answer to both questions: Of course. […]