This is a public service announcement for Joe “BFD” Biden fans everywhere. Yes, both of you. On Thursday, according to his office, the adroit vice president will be attending campaign events in the local Connecticut/Massachusetts easement and state of the Union known as Road Island. Then he is off to Greece where he is scheduled […]

As the Bard once wrote, Biden is the soul of wit. Or maybe that was brevity. No matter; the two are essentially synonymous. Recently, Vice President Joe “BFD” Biden has been touring the Middle Credit Realm, making public appearances. Obviously, the plan is to shock the Chinese government into a state of bemused catatonia in […]

In a stunning upset, Barney Frank won his Massachusetts seat for the 113th time. As always, Chowds, great job. Afterward, Frank addressed a cheering throng of 27 at his palatial campaign headquarters. For those of you despondent, contemplating suicide but lacking the courage, we suggest you watch this video in its entirety. Should your head […]