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A glossary of arcane terminology that may or may not be found on this site.

The Criminal Elect: The Congress of the United States

Leech: What Congress does instead of lead; by extension, Congressional members are not leaders but leechers, exploiting the system for personal gain under the guise of leadership

The Law of Recursive Incompetence: A problem is being experienced by an industry, an economic sector, a geographic entity, a special interest group, etc. (Problem 1). Government, in a frenzy to be seen doing something, rushes to prepare legislation to deal with Problem 1, completely oblivious of unintended consequences. After much self-congratulation, the legislation is enacted, resulting almost immediately in Problem 1.1. The process resets. Government, in a frenzy to be seen doing something, rushes to prepare legislation to deal with Problem 1.1, completely oblivious of unintended consequences. After much self-congratulation, the legislation is enacted, resulting almost immediately in Problem 1.2. The process resets. Government, in a frenzy to be seen doing something, rushes to prepare legislation to deal with Problem 1.2, completely oblivious of unintended consequences. After much self-congratulation, the legislation is enacted, resulting almost immediately in Problem 1.3. The process resets — ad infinitum. It’s called job security. Notice that, whatever the economic state of the country, Congress is always at 100% employment.

The Blinding Cipher: Chris Matthews — incomprehensible analysis, incomprehensible whiteness

Criminal Clownpeople of the Potomac: The Congress of the United States

The Community Hypnotizer: Barack Hussein Obama II

Circus of Swine: The Congress of the United States

Ogasm: Embarrassingly sweaty public reactions exhibited by Obama sycophants at any glimpse of His smoke-enriched visage

Carnival of Whores: The Congress of the United States

Tingling Leg Syndrome paid celebrity spokesman: Chris Matthews

DCland: The land of make believe and magic on the Potomac

Bizczars: Barack Hussein Obama’s duly unelected, unaccountable, hence unassailable, henchmen

Carnival of Serious Cash: The collective operations of the federal government of the United States

The Vitriolic, Hyperbolic Eyeglass Model: Keith Olberman

Hope™: The ultimate vacuous campaign slogan

Change™: Barack Hussein Obama’s patented program of national transformation, conveniently bereft of specifics during the campaign, and powered by Marxism (Karl, not Groucho)