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Nov 12, 2016
Like an ancient kaiju rising from the sea and inadvertently participating in electoral democracy, President-elect Populism has just been president-elected. Run for your lives! For the left, this is the reality to end all realities. And now, as they drown in tidal waves of cognitive dissonance and become as a result incendiary, insufferable, incontinent, and […]
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Oct 24, 2016
The nice petting gent of the excited states, Joe ‘BFD’ Biden, took some time out from his riveting appearance in front of a circus tent in Pennsylvania to vent some righteous indignation in Donald Trump’s general direction. Even though, Joe doesn’t realize that paraplegics can’t stand; even though Joe thinks that Franklin Roosevelt was president […]
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Oct 10, 2016
Last week, Donald Trump was caught on tape acting like the man we’ve always assumed he is. However, due to the uncontrollable vagaries of network news programming, the story took a little longer than usual to make it to air. Something on the order of 11 years. But, as luck would have it, it was broadcast just […]