Like an ancient kaiju rising from the sea and inadvertently participating in electoral democracy, President-elect Populism has just been president-elected. Run for your lives! For the left, this is the reality to end all realities. And now, as they drown in tidal waves of cognitive dissonance and become as a result incendiary, insufferable, incontinent, and […]

The nice petting gent of the excited states, Joe ‘BFD’ Biden, took some time out from his riveting appearance in front of a circus tent in Pennsylvania to vent some righteous indignation in Donald Trump’s general direction. Even though, Joe doesn’t realize that paraplegics can’t stand; even though Joe thinks that Franklin Roosevelt was president […]

Last week, Donald Trump was caught on tape acting like the man we’ve always assumed he is. However, due to the uncontrollable vagaries of network news programming, the story took a little longer than usual to make it to air. Something on the order of 11 years. But, as luck would have it, it was broadcast just […]