In response to the Las Vegas massacre, Chillary Rodham Clinton, former First Harpy, vicarious victim of Vladmir Putin, and unrepentant demagogue, displaying the uncommon valor necessary to co-opt a communal tragedy and make it about herself, had this to tweet:...
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(The following bit of journalistic malpractice is brought to you by Agenda®. Agenda: Never Let the Facts Cloud Your Judgment.) For those who don’t want their intelligence permanently insulted by watching a clip of Blitzer bloviating about the alt-right killing...
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Like an ancient kaiju rising from the sea and inadvertently participating in electoral democracy, President-elect Populism has just been president-elected. Run for your lives! For the left, this is the reality to end all realities. And now, as they drown...
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Greetings fellow citizens, undocumented workers, and dentists. Today is a momentous day. There’s never been a November 8, 2016 before and there will likely never be one again. So it is fitting on this uniquely unique day that we should...
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