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Applied Cynicism is lovingly crafted by hand through the magic of HTML, CSS, PHP, AJAX, Markdown and WordPress, utilizing 28 phalanges, QWERT and sometimes Y, a few billion neurons and a little thing we like to call the Internet.™

The theme is Highend by HB-Themes. Primary typography is Source Serif Pro and Raleway.

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