1Nov 19, 2008
No more politics as usual, America. You boldly voted for change and Lord Obama is ready to deliver it to all of you hope-starved teeming masses aching to touch the hem of His garment. In implementing his revolutionary strategy of Change™, His Majesty has brilliantly decided to employ the ancient precept of the more things change, […]
2Nov 5, 2008
Requisite formalities assumed, a black man has reached the pinnacle: the presidency of the United States. Congratulations to that black man, Barack Obama. Two questions — Does it really matter what color he is? Will Jackson, Sharpton, et al., lay down their bullhorns, disband their organizations and declare victory? The answer to both questions: Of course. […]
3Nov 4, 2008
It’s official. The election confirmation is over. The ascendency begins. His Eminence shall reign. Every knee shall bow. Every tongue shall confess. In the meantime, we have become Death, Destroyer of Ourselves. A special thank you to the idiots who have fallen for the yawning emptiness of Hope and Change. Your inability to see through the veneer will […]