No more politics as usual, America. You boldly voted for change and Lord Obama is ready to deliver it to all of you hope-starved teeming masses aching to touch the hem of His garment. In implementing his revolutionary strategy of Change™, His Majesty has brilliantly decided to employ the ancient precept of the more things change, […]

Requisite formalities assumed, a black man has reached the pinnacle: the presidency of the United States. Congratulations to that black man, Barack Obama. Two questions — Does it really matter what color he is? Will Jackson, Sharpton, et al., lay down their bullhorns, disband their organizations and declare victory? The answer to both questions: Of course. […]

It’s official. The election confirmation is over. The ascendency begins. His Eminence shall reign. Every knee shall bow. Every tongue shall confess. In the meantime, we have become Death, Destroyer of Ourselves. A special thank you to the idiots who have fallen for the yawning emptiness of Hope and Change. Your inability to see through the veneer will […]