Hillary Rodham Clinton barely escaped New York with her life on Thursday. Visiting the city to commemorate the 15th anniversary of 9/11 and proclaim, “What difference, at this point, does it make?”, the Democratic presidential nominee and email emancipator suffered, according to her campaign, a moment of ‘overheating’ and had to be rushed from the […]

Lord Obama enthralled attendees during His appearance yesterday at George Washington University with an oration expounding on His deficit and debt reduction plan. It was official because He was flanked by dimly lit American flags and broadcast on the cable network juggernaut C-SPAN3. Apparently C-SPAN couldn’t break away from its coverage of the House draperies being […]

From the Lunacy Files: Fed Sues State To Preclude State Concurring With Fed Law No, you didn’t misread that. That fictional headline is the essence of the situation vis-à-vis The United States of America v. The State of Arizona; and Janice K. Brewer, Governor of the State of Arizona, in her Official Capacity. Maximum Leader Obama’s Department […]

Here is a heartwarming admonition from Ciudadano Presidente Constitucional de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojose, whose business card must be an amazing example of typographic design efficiency—or the size of a baking sheet. He may be a little difficult to understand as he is currently a student of HSL (Hypocrisy as a […]