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The Drunk Leading the Blind

Jun 25, 2010

According to the Washington Post, the Criminal Clownpeople of the Potomac are one step closer to overhauling the nation’s financial sector — much in the same way a rapist ‘overhauls’ a victim. Speaking of which, noted waitress sandwicher and drinking buddy Christoper Dodd (D-CT), Chairclown of the Senate Banking Committee, had this to say about […]

6No One Expects The Waxman Inquisition!

No One Expects The Waxman Inquisition!

Jun 16, 2010

Yes, that’s right. If you thrill to the spectacle of professional leeches like Waxworm grilling people over matters of which he knows nothing just because, as the ranking member of the House Committee on Political Grandstanding, he can, then certainly you’ve already been enraptured by the C-SPAN coverage. The gist of the hearing is that Henry […]

7When Eyebags Attack!

When Eyebags Attack!

Jun 14, 2010

Ah, the beleagured life of a selfless public servant. Why, one cannot even walk down a street, seemingly hungover, without being ambushed by dangerous youths asking a simple question. Consider, for example, Bob ‘The Animal’ Etheridge (D-NC). We salute you, Mr. Bobby Ray ‘Bob’ Etheridge, honorable gentleman from the Great State of North Grabolina. This […]

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Here’s to the Fools

Apr 1, 2010

On this most hallowed of days, let us come together in solemn recognition of its namesake: the members of the 111th Congress. Rave on, supercilious buffoons. You are not craven, vacuous, or delusional. You have not failed as leaders or as human beings. You are significant, essential, inestimable. You frolic with grave import under a neoclassical circus dome in the […]

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