According to the Washington Post, the Criminal Clownpeople of the Potomac are one step closer to overhauling the nation’s financial sector — much in the same way a rapist ‘overhauls’ a victim. Speaking of which, noted waitress sandwicher and drinking buddy Christoper Dodd (D-CT), Chairclown of the Senate Banking Committee, had this to say about […]

Yes, that’s right. If you thrill to the spectacle of professional leeches like Waxworm grilling people over matters of which he knows nothing just because, as the ranking member of the House Committee on Political Grandstanding, he can, then certainly you’ve already been enraptured by the C-SPAN coverage. The gist of the hearing is that Henry […]

Ah, the beleagured life of a selfless public servant. Why, one cannot even walk down a street, seemingly hungover, without being ambushed by dangerous youths asking a simple question. Consider, for example, Bob ‘The Animal’ Etheridge (D-NC). We salute you, Mr. Bobby Ray ‘Bob’ Etheridge, honorable gentleman from the Great State of North Grabolina. This […]

On this most hallowed of days, let us come together in solemn recognition of its namesake: the members of the 111th Congress. Rave on, supercilious buffoons. You are not craven, vacuous, or delusional. You have not failed as leaders or as human beings. You are significant, essential, inestimable. You frolic with grave import under a neoclassical circus dome in the […]