In one of the most painful public contortions since William 'The Wizard of Is' Clinton, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder clearly demonstrates why there are a variety of reasons he is the best and the brightest that the Ivy League...
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On this most hallowed of days, let us come together in solemn recognition of its namesake: the members of the 111th Congress. Rave on, supercilious buffoons. You are not craven, vacuous, or delusional. You have not failed as leaders or as human beings. You are...
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And then, there's this. Wait, what? Barack Obama is black? Since when? Look, it's no secret that Chris Matthews is an albino mole from Neptune sent to Earth to confuse the sane. That much we know. So put that aside. But...
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In other Earth news, the President of the United States of America delivered a masterful oration tonight entitled I, Barack. The speech, given in place of the traditional State of the Union address, was completed despite the planet rolling into an unexpected wrinkle...
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