In one of the most painful public contortions since William ‘The Wizard of Is’ Clinton, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder clearly demonstrates why there are a variety of reasons he is the best and the brightest that the Ivy League...
On this most hallowed of days, let us come together in solemn recognition of its namesake: the members of the 111th Congress. PERP WALK. Source: AP Rave on, supercilious buffoons. You are not craven, vacuous, or delusional. You have not failed as...
In other Earth news, the President of the United States of America delivered a masterful oration tonight entitled I, Barack. The speech, given in place of the traditional State of the Union address, was completed despite the planet rolling into an unexpected wrinkle...
In an appropriately fitting act of naked obeisance, the Nobel Peace Prize committee has awarded its highly coveted piece of prize to the reigning King of the Universe: Barack Hussein Obama, Esq. His Majesty was said to be ‘deeply humbled’...
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