According to the Washington Post, the Criminal Clownpeople of the Potomac are one step closer to overhauling the nation’s financial sector — much in the same way a rapist ‘overhauls’ a victim. Speaking of which, noted waitress sandwicher and drinking...
Yes, that’s right. If you thrill to the spectacle of professional leeches like Waxworm grilling people over matters of which he knows nothing just because, as the ranking member of the House Committee on Political Grandstanding, he can, then certainly you’ve...
Ah, the beleagured life of a selfless public servant. Why, one cannot even walk down a street, seemingly hungover, without being ambushed by dangerous youths asking a simple question. Consider, for example, Bob ‘The Animal’ Etheridge (D-NC). We salute you,...
Here is a heartwarming admonition from Ciudadano Presidente Constitucional de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojose, whose business card must be an amazing example of typographic design efficiency—or the size of a baking sheet. He may be a...
© 2008-2017 · Applied Cynicism. All rights reserved.