Ease on Down the Rhode

This is a public service announcement for Joe “BFD” Biden fans everywhere. Yes, both of you.

On Thursday, according to his office, the adroit vice president will be attending campaign events in the local Connecticut/Massachusetts easement and state of the Union known as Road Island.

Then he is off to Greece where he is scheduled to admire the Colossus of Roads, possibly because he is unaware that the landmark was destroyed in 226 BCE.

This will be followed by a late-night McDonald’s run with duplicitous Roads Scholar William Jefferson Clinton. Clinton, a vegan and serial horn dog, is scheduled to have a Filet-O-Fish. Biden is expected to order a Whopper then exclaim to the bewildered worker, “God love ya, what am I talking about? I meant a Baconator.”

More details (with even less attention to them) to follow.