After only 58 days of arms-crossed finger pointing, Lord Obama has snapped into action and cleared the way for more skimmers to begin cleaning the oil spill in the Gulf. Well, almost. When the skimmers began coming out in force,...
Yes, that’s right. If you thrill to the spectacle of professional leeches like Waxworm grilling people over matters of which he knows nothing just because, as the ranking member of the House Committee on Political Grandstanding, he can, then certainly you’ve...
Ah, the beleagured life of a selfless public servant. Why, one cannot even walk down a street, seemingly hungover, without being ambushed by dangerous youths asking a simple question. Consider, for example, Bob ‘The Animal’ Etheridge (D-NC). We salute you,...
WARNING: The following video is graphic in nature. Viewer discretion is advised. Also blindness. Profound foreign policy initiative: get the hell out of Palestine. Which aspect of Helen Thomas is more terrifying: the face that makes gargoyles simply want to...
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