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Nov 8, 2016
Greetings fellow citizens, undocumented workers, and dentists. Today is a momentous day. There’s never been a November 8, 2016 before and there will likely never be one again. So it is fitting on this uniquely unique day that we should hold the Most Important Election in the History of the Universe: Part 12, The Final […]
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Oct 10, 2016
Last week, Donald Trump was caught on tape acting like the man we’ve always assumed he is. However, due to the uncontrollable vagaries of network news programming, the story took a little longer than usual to make it to air. Something on the order of 11 years. But, as luck would have it, it was broadcast just […]
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Oct 6, 2016
Just when you thought child exploitation wasn’t a good thing, along come the Democrats to prove you right. Last night, Hillary Clinton was holding a Conversation with Families™ in the living room auditorium of Haverford, PA. She is qualified to hold that conversation because she has a legally binding contractual agreement with two other individuals […]
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Graydon Carter, eminent erudite editor of Vanity Fair, has some advice for pubescent Americans and our electoral shenanigans in his latest piece entitled “Man Up, America!” Read his penetrating analysis here. Or don’t. You will have learned as much either way. For those of you smart stupid enough to have skipped it, here are the […]