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6 July 2010 | posted by Lucian

From the Lunacy Files:

Fed Sues State To Preclude State Concurring With Fed Law

No, you didn’t misread that. That fictional headline is the essence of the situation vis-à-vis The United States of America v. The State of Arizona; and Janice K. Brewer, Governor of the State of Arizona, in her Official Capacity. Maximum Leader Obama’s Department of Justiculation has filed suit against the willfully compliant state in U.S. District Court in Phoenix for daring, in the . . . → Read More: Empty Suit

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Ovewweguwation? Don’t Be Widicuwous!

28 June 2010 | posted by Lucian

Here is an interesting factoid brought to you by the founder of the Elmer J. Fudd Society for Enunciative Excellence. For those of you too lazy to make the jump, in the video Barney Frank (D-MA) had this to say:

The genewaw feaw that the banking membew and others have issued, that we’we going to ovewweguwate on behalf of consumews is a fantasy unwewated to any human expewience. The federaw govewnment has nevew done that.

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Numbers Racket

28 June 2010 | posted by Aristophanes

The Wall Street Journal has a concise and infuriating summation of the multi-thousand page financial regulatory sham that Christopher Dodd was blubbering about on Friday. Read it and weep. And be sure to call the offices of Dodd, and his co-conspirator in the House, that master of elocution, Barney Frank, to congratulate them on their hard-fought tribute to criminal absurdity.

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