Congressional Mettle

This is two-fisted, bare-chested spending reform in action. This is trimming the budget with a flaming stump grinder. This is eviscerating the slobbering federal hydra with gleaming steel. In 3-D.

Abdicating their responsibility to pass a budget in September, craven Democrats have ensured this comical cavalcade of Continuing Resolutions (which is fitting because if there is one word that describes Congress it is “resolute”, continually). In addition, Democrats have set the stage for Smoker of . . . → Read More: Congressional Mettle

The Elocutioner’s Song

In a stunning upset, Barney Frank won his Massachusetts seat for the 113th time. As always, Chowds, great job.

Afterward, Frank addressed a cheering throng of 27 at his palatial campaign headquarters.

For those of you despondent, contemplating suicide but lacking the courage, we suggest you watch this video in its entirety. Should your head remain unexploded by minute six, certainly by minute eight you will have run screaming from the room into an . . . → Read More: The Elocutioner’s Song

Up with Government!

Add to the suddenly, so terribly in vogue and seemingly never-ending succession of rallies in Washington, D.C., probably the most pretentious ever conceived: the Government Doesn’t Suck rally.

Seriously.

Mark your calendars: October 30, 2010. If you attend only one gratuitous gathering of pointless solidarity this year, make it this one.

The brainchild of erstwhile—presumably non-sucking—federal employee Steve Ressler, this proposed gathering of unionized drones purports to extol the innumerable virtues of that pinnacle . . . → Read More: Up with Government!