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Blurred Visionary

14 April 2011 | posted by Mencken

Lord Obama enthralled attendees during His appearance yesterday at George Washington University with an oration expounding on His deficit and debt reduction plan. It was official because He was flanked by dimly lit American flags and broadcast on the cable network juggernaut C-SPAN3. Apparently C-SPAN couldn’t break away from its coverage of the House draperies being steam cleaned and C-SPAN2 was running a Book TV episode from 1998.

Weighing in at 5,442 words, the address was . . . → Read More: Blurred Visionary

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Empty Suit

6 July 2010 | posted by Lucian

From the Lunacy Files:

Fed Sues State To Preclude State Concurring With Fed Law

No, you didn’t misread that. That fictional headline is the essence of the situation vis-à-vis The United States of America v. The State of Arizona; and Janice K. Brewer, Governor of the State of Arizona, in her Official Capacity. Maximum Leader Obama’s Department of Justiculation has filed suit against the willfully compliant state in U.S. District Court in Phoenix for daring, in the . . . → Read More: Empty Suit

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Hypocrisy as a Second Language

20 May 2010 | posted by Mencken

Here is a heartwarming admonition from Ciudadano Presidente Constitucional de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojose, whose business card must be an amazing example of typographic design efficiency—or the size of a baking sheet. He may be a little difficult to understand as he is currently a student of HSL (Hypocrisy as a Second Language). The other side of his mouth is reserved for his native language of Spanglish.

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