A glossary of arcane terminology that may or may not be found in our posts.
The ‘Rack: Barack Hussein Obama II, the street cred gloss
THE 'RACK IZ IN DA HOUSE!
Leech: What Congress does instead of lead; by extension, Congressional members are not leaders, but rather, leechers, exploiting the system for personal gain under the guise of leadership
The Boy from Indonesia: Barack Hussein Obama II
The Criminal Elect: The Congress of the United States
The Law of Recursive Incompetence: A problem is being experienced by an industry, an economic sector, a geographic entity, a special interest group, etc. (Problem 1). Government, in a frenzy to be seen doing something, rushes to prepare legislation to deal with Problem 1, completely oblivious of unintended consequences. After much self-congratulation, the legislation is enacted, resulting almost immediately in Problem 1.1. The process resets. Government, in a frenzy to be seen doing something, rushes to prepare legislation to deal with Problem 1.1, completely oblivious of unintended consequences. After much self-congratulation, the legislation is enacted, resulting almost immediately in Problem 1.2. The process resets. Government, in a frenzy to be seen doing something, rushes to prepare legislation to deal with Problem 1.2, completely oblivious of unintended consequences. After much self-congratulation, the legislation is enacted, resulting almost immediately in Problem 1.3. The process resets — ad infinitum. It’s called job security. Notice that, whatever the economic state of the country, Congress is always at 100% employment.
The Accidental Narcissist: Barack Hussein Obama II
The Blinding Cipher: Chris Matthews — incomprehensible analysis, incomprehensible whiteness
Criminal Clownpeople of the Potomac: The Congress of the United States
The Community Hypnotizer: Barack Hussein Obama II
Circus of Swine: The Congress of the United States
Ogasm: Embarrassingly sweaty public reactions exhibited by Obama sycophants at any glimpse of His smoke-enriched visage
Carnival of Whores: The Congress of the United States
Tingling Leg Syndrome paid celebrity spokesman: Chris Matthews
Obamarama: The view of His Majesty’s sweeping kingdom
DCland: The land of make believe and magic on the Potomac
The Ass-Kicker-in-Chief: Barack Hussein Obama II
Biczars: Barack Hussein Obama’s duly unelected, unaccountable, hence unassailable, henchmen
Carnival of Serious Cash: The collective operations of the federal government of the United States
The Vitriolic, Hyperbolic Eyeglass Model: Keith Olberman
Hope™: No one knows what this means now, nor during the campaign of 2008; the ultimate vacuous campaign slogan
Change™: Barack Hussein Obama’s patented program of national transformation, conveniently bereft of specifics during the campaign, and powered by Marxism (Karl, not Groucho)
The Smilin’ Marxist: Barack Hussein Obama II
Politicrats: Anyone who makes his living with one hand around your shoulder and the other on your wallet
Mediacrats: Anyone who makes his living filtering reality through a sieve of talking points, blending that with creamy dollops of ideology and force-feeding you carefully the selected spoonfuls that you need
Religicrats: Anyone who makes his living convincing you that your only hope is to climb into the ontological box he’s discovered and close the lid behind you
Celibricrats: Anyone who makes his living performing whatever actions necessary to hold your attention and then believes that attention validates his own opinions