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According to the Washington Post, the Criminal Clownpeople of the Potomac are one step closer to overhauling the nation’s financial sector — much in the same way a rapist ‘overhauls’ a victim. Speaking of which, noted waitress sandwicher and drinking buddy Christoper Dodd (D-CT), Chairclown of the Senate Banking Committee, had this to say about the bill: It’s a great moment. I’m proud to have been here. No one will know until this is actually . . . → Read More: The Drunk Leading the Blind After only 58 days of arms-crossed finger pointing, Lord Obama has snapped into action and cleared the way for more skimmers to begin cleaning the oil spill in the Gulf. Well, almost. When the skimmers began coming out in force, the Coast Guard halted their effort en masse to inspect the barges for the proper complement of life-vests and fire extinguishers. Because, you know, we wouldn’t want to have some sort of safety-related disaster in the . . . → Read More: Disaster Cleanup: Full Speed Astern! Yes, that’s right. If you thrill to the spectacle of professional leeches like Waxworm grilling people over matters of which he knows nothing just because, as the ranking member of the House Committee on Political Grandstanding, he can, then certainly you’ve already been enraptured by the C-SPAN coverage. The gist of the hearing is that Henry Waxman is going to make Tony Haward pay for the crime of not being Henry Waxman. Along with his two . . . → Read More: No One Expects The Waxman Inquisition! |
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