Hypocrisy as a Second Language

Here is a heartwarming admonition from Ciudadano Presidente Constitucional de los Estados Unidos Mexicanos Felipe de Jesús Calderón Hinojose, whose business card must be an amazing example of typographic design efficiency—or the size of a baking sheet. He may be a little difficult to understand as he is currently a student of HSL (Hypocrisy as a Second Language). The other side of his mouth is reserved for his native language of Spanglish.

Calderón, whose . . . → Read More: Hypocrisy as a Second Language

Whodical Whatlam?

In one of the most painful public contortions since William ‘The Wizard of Is’ Clinton, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder clearly demonstrates why there are a variety of reasons he is the best and the brightest that the Ivy League has to offer.

The highlight of the exchange is Eric’s head snap of perplexity when Lamar pronounces the words ‘radical Islam’. It’s as if Lamar had randomly said: “Do you feel that, uh, . . . → Read More: Whodical Whatlam?